I don't know why it took me so long to read this book. I am in so in love with Tara Sivec right now. She really has a way with words. Ok, so the words are mainly naughty ones, but she DOES have a way with them, right? I have never laughed so hard in my life! My family thought I had gone temporarily insane while I was reading this. And my husband would like to thank Tara for giving me knew things to go around shouting. Oh, and I keep telling him I'm gonna punch him in the vagina. He's not thrilled about my new vocabulary. I absolutely love all the characters in the book. I can't even put into words how awesome this book is. Just go read it, I mean really, I can tell you how great and wonderful and funny it is, but this book is something that NEEDS to be experienced. I give it 5 big 'ol leg humping stars!